1 00:00:00,016 --> 00:00:08,974 [cheerful music] 2 00:00:09,007 --> 00:00:10,281 Water. 3 00:00:10,314 --> 00:00:12,419 Mother nature's piss. 4 00:00:12,452 --> 00:00:14,654 And it's what brings us here today, together. 5 00:00:14,687 --> 00:00:19,100 The unveiling of my luxurious, brand new swimming pool. 6 00:00:19,133 --> 00:00:20,933 That's right. I did this. 7 00:00:20,966 --> 00:00:22,941 My own brother, 8 00:00:23,006 --> 00:00:25,642 so full of envy over my success, 9 00:00:25,683 --> 00:00:28,516 that son of a bitch didn't even show up here today. 10 00:00:28,581 --> 00:00:29,916 But his wife showed up. 11 00:00:29,950 --> 00:00:32,423 Cassie, big ups to you for being supportive. 12 00:00:32,456 --> 00:00:34,865 You've got much bigger balls than your husband does. 13 00:00:34,898 --> 00:00:36,466 Much better man than him. 14 00:00:36,531 --> 00:00:38,466 Mere months ago, 15 00:00:38,499 --> 00:00:41,977 I was in the darkest, dirtiest, shittiest hole of my life. 16 00:00:42,010 --> 00:00:45,781 Standing in a crowded room while my wife was being honored. 17 00:00:45,822 --> 00:00:48,190 And I was miserable. 18 00:00:48,255 --> 00:00:50,856 But finally, all the struggles and sleepless nights... 19 00:00:50,897 --> 00:00:52,533 [Gene] Dixie. Dixie? 20 00:00:52,598 --> 00:00:54,643 Dixie! 21 00:00:54,676 --> 00:00:56,510 Get out of here, Gene. Security, get him 22 00:00:56,543 --> 00:00:57,646 - the fuck out of here. - I need to talk to you, baby. 23 00:00:57,679 --> 00:00:59,615 I love you! What the fuck are you doing? 24 00:00:59,648 --> 00:01:02,090 - Get off me! - Gene... 25 00:01:02,123 --> 00:01:03,756 - No adulterers allowed. - [Gene] Put me the fuck down, asshole! 26 00:01:03,797 --> 00:01:07,142 - Loser. - Anyway, what I was saying was 27 00:01:07,175 --> 00:01:10,210 even though things were that dark, I persevered. 28 00:01:10,251 --> 00:01:12,914 And I never stopped going for what I wanted. 29 00:01:12,947 --> 00:01:14,222 And now look what's happened. 30 00:01:14,255 --> 00:01:17,395 Oops. Somebody got a salt water motherfucking pool. 31 00:01:17,428 --> 00:01:20,838 That's right. So let the deep sparkly waters 32 00:01:20,871 --> 00:01:22,406 serve as a symbol to each of you, 33 00:01:22,439 --> 00:01:24,343 that if you work hard enough, 34 00:01:24,376 --> 00:01:26,207 you dream big enough, 35 00:01:26,240 --> 00:01:28,377 anything is possible. 36 00:01:28,418 --> 00:01:30,483 [cheering and applause] 37 00:01:30,516 --> 00:01:32,424 Pool's open, y'all! 38 00:01:32,457 --> 00:01:35,796 Woo-hoo! 39 00:01:35,829 --> 00:01:40,805 Whoo! 40 00:01:40,838 --> 00:01:42,071 Wooo! 41 00:01:42,112 --> 00:01:43,745 $5,000 suit, y'all. 42 00:01:43,778 --> 00:01:46,791 $5,000 suit and I don't even care! Wooo! 43 00:01:46,856 --> 00:01:52,563 [theme music plays] 44 00:01:52,628 --> 00:01:55,808 [wolf howling] 45 00:01:55,841 --> 00:01:57,273 My pool party was the shit. 46 00:01:57,306 --> 00:01:59,346 Now bring them big old titties over here. 47 00:01:59,379 --> 00:02:01,347 - Come on. - Listen to me. 48 00:02:01,380 --> 00:02:04,453 What were you meaning when you were talking about my award today. 49 00:02:04,486 --> 00:02:06,992 You said that you were miserable. 50 00:02:07,025 --> 00:02:09,545 Mmm. I think maybe you need to stop paying attention to that shit 51 00:02:09,567 --> 00:02:11,735 and you need to come over here... 52 00:02:11,768 --> 00:02:13,408 ...and suck on that dick. 53 00:02:13,441 --> 00:02:14,672 Not happening. 54 00:02:14,705 --> 00:02:16,978 - I'm about to buy that pussy then. - Don't buy it. 55 00:02:17,011 --> 00:02:19,086 - Whoo. Look at this. - Hm-mm. 56 00:02:19,119 --> 00:02:20,791 - I think I'm about to pay for this shit. - Don't get close to me. 57 00:02:20,856 --> 00:02:22,486 - You can not do that. - I can do it. 58 00:02:22,519 --> 00:02:23,926 - It's happening right now. - Not gonna accept it. 59 00:02:23,959 --> 00:02:25,254 I'm bout to fucking make it rain on your head. Come on. 60 00:02:25,295 --> 00:02:27,262 - Rick... Ross. Rick... Ross. - Take it back. 61 00:02:27,295 --> 00:02:29,431 - Shake it, girl. Shake it. - Look at you. No. 62 00:02:29,464 --> 00:02:31,937 - Shake it. - Look at you being so obnoxious with money. 63 00:02:31,970 --> 00:02:34,238 Why you trying to cause class warfare on my ass here? 64 00:02:34,279 --> 00:02:36,080 Insult a man 'cause I'm trying to share my wealth. 65 00:02:36,113 --> 00:02:38,281 I think that you're losing touch. 66 00:02:38,314 --> 00:02:39,713 - Speaking of losing touch. - What? 67 00:02:39,754 --> 00:02:40,586 - Honk. - No. 68 00:02:40,619 --> 00:02:41,819 - [laughter] - No. 69 00:02:41,891 --> 00:02:44,357 You know, I've been talking to Tel and Viv 70 00:02:44,390 --> 00:02:46,126 about their therapist that they're seeing. 71 00:02:46,159 --> 00:02:47,327 - A therapist? - Yep. 72 00:02:47,368 --> 00:02:49,232 Some motherfucker with a little flute? 73 00:02:49,265 --> 00:02:50,399 - [making noise] - No. 74 00:02:50,432 --> 00:02:51,502 Makes a fucking cobra come out of a basket. 75 00:02:51,567 --> 00:02:53,566 Listen, Viv said that 76 00:02:53,606 --> 00:02:55,773 they're therapist has helped them communicate better. 77 00:02:55,806 --> 00:02:57,068 Na-na-na-na-na-na. 78 00:02:57,100 --> 00:02:58,234 Therapists, all they do is 79 00:02:58,267 --> 00:03:00,441 they try to fucking smooth everybody out, 80 00:03:00,474 --> 00:03:02,042 keep everybody even, walking in a straight line. 81 00:03:02,076 --> 00:03:03,379 I got no interest in that. 82 00:03:03,412 --> 00:03:05,179 The only kind of therapy you need 83 00:03:05,212 --> 00:03:06,979 is that ding-a-ling therapy. 84 00:03:07,012 --> 00:03:08,546 Not in the mood tonight. 85 00:03:08,579 --> 00:03:10,745 You playing? Well, too bad, baby doll. 86 00:03:10,786 --> 00:03:13,018 You're on the clock. I done just bought that pussy. 87 00:03:13,051 --> 00:03:14,525 - This shit's paid for. - [chuckles] 88 00:03:14,558 --> 00:03:17,124 We in Thailand. [in accent] Come on, le boy. Dance for me. 89 00:03:17,157 --> 00:03:19,060 - Good night. Good night. - Make dance for me. 90 00:03:19,093 --> 00:03:21,492 - Thai boy, dance for me. - Nobody is... Good night. 91 00:03:21,533 --> 00:03:22,997 Come here, let me spit on you. 92 00:03:23,030 --> 00:03:31,711 Good night. 93 00:03:31,744 --> 00:03:34,218 Yeah, yeah. Stop, drop, open up shop. 94 00:03:34,251 --> 00:03:36,188 Look up here, y'all. 95 00:03:36,221 --> 00:03:39,357 I return to you victorious. Just like I promised I would. 96 00:03:39,390 --> 00:03:41,323 I won that motherfucking Dragon Boat race, 97 00:03:41,356 --> 00:03:44,355 and with the winnings, I've turned this disgusting field 98 00:03:44,428 --> 00:03:47,091 into a state-of-the-art little league facility. 99 00:03:47,132 --> 00:03:49,363 I got rid of the sofa. God rid of the hypodermics, 100 00:03:49,396 --> 00:03:53,406 the tampons. Got rid of the goddamn thrown up sizzurp that was everywhere. 101 00:03:53,439 --> 00:03:56,310 - The orange drank. - All that drank-drank is gone. 102 00:03:56,343 --> 00:03:58,606 And on top of it, I also hooked y'all up 103 00:03:58,647 --> 00:03:59,974 with some new gear. 104 00:04:00,047 --> 00:04:01,752 [high-pitched humming] 105 00:04:01,817 --> 00:04:03,552 Whoomp. There it all is. 106 00:04:03,585 --> 00:04:05,686 Come. Enjoy, my childrens. 107 00:04:05,719 --> 00:04:08,852 Yeah, yeah. Go on in there. Break you off some. 108 00:04:08,885 --> 00:04:12,126 Enjoy new things for the very first time in your lives. 109 00:04:12,159 --> 00:04:13,990 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. What the fuck? 110 00:04:14,023 --> 00:04:15,264 Is that kid stealing the shit? 111 00:04:15,329 --> 00:04:18,198 - I think so. - Go get his ass. 112 00:04:18,232 --> 00:04:20,831 Hey! Off the bike! Get your poor ass off the bike! 113 00:04:20,864 --> 00:04:22,840 Come on, man. He's getting half way down the fucking street. 114 00:04:22,873 --> 00:04:24,537 - [motor starts] - Punch it! 115 00:04:24,570 --> 00:04:28,177 [kid] Hey, man. That's my bike! 116 00:04:28,210 --> 00:04:29,913 That motherfucker's an assassin. 117 00:04:29,946 --> 00:04:32,251 So let that be a lesson to you guys, all right? 118 00:04:32,316 --> 00:04:33,314 Question. Yes. Ja Rule. 119 00:04:33,347 --> 00:04:35,050 - Who are you? - [Kenny] Who am I? 120 00:04:35,083 --> 00:04:36,953 [chuckles] 121 00:04:36,986 --> 00:04:39,186 I'm your handsome white Jesus, motherfucker. 122 00:04:39,219 --> 00:04:40,322 Yeah. 123 00:04:40,388 --> 00:04:46,164 [Sports Sesh theme music] 124 00:04:46,197 --> 00:04:48,837 - [cheering] - [announcer] Yes, yes, y'all. 125 00:04:48,870 --> 00:04:53,935 It's time for the Sports Sesh. 126 00:04:53,968 --> 00:04:56,070 What's happening? 127 00:04:56,103 --> 00:04:57,735 What's happening? 128 00:04:57,768 --> 00:04:59,137 All right, all right, all right. 129 00:04:59,178 --> 00:05:02,207 Well, welcome back to another sesh of Sports Sesh. 130 00:05:02,240 --> 00:05:04,677 I'm Guy Young and, uh... 131 00:05:04,710 --> 00:05:06,812 Let's address the elephant in the room, 132 00:05:06,845 --> 00:05:09,812 we lost another co-host. Unfortunately, Jed Forney, 133 00:05:09,884 --> 00:05:12,348 a very dear friend, he left the show. 134 00:05:12,381 --> 00:05:14,915 And he won't be coming back. He left for personal reasons, 135 00:05:14,956 --> 00:05:17,282 and, um... Well, I don't know what they are. 136 00:05:17,322 --> 00:05:19,291 And, quite frankly, I don't care. 137 00:05:19,324 --> 00:05:20,556 [laughter] 138 00:05:20,629 --> 00:05:22,556 Let's move on to our first hot topic 139 00:05:22,596 --> 00:05:23,763 and she is hot. 140 00:05:23,796 --> 00:05:26,626 Cat Cora, "Iron Chef" from the Food Network. 141 00:05:26,660 --> 00:05:28,361 - [cheers and applause] - Are you kidding me? 142 00:05:28,395 --> 00:05:31,296 Ha-ha. How you doing, darling? Good to see you. 143 00:05:31,368 --> 00:05:32,567 - You too. - Aw. You look great. 144 00:05:32,600 --> 00:05:33,903 Good to be here. Thank you. 145 00:05:33,936 --> 00:05:36,041 [Guy] All right. Well, it's playoff time. Let's get into it. 146 00:05:36,074 --> 00:05:38,240 - Well, I'm making Gameday Nachos. - Mmm. 147 00:05:38,273 --> 00:05:40,303 - First, you start with a bean and cheese base. - Mm-hmm. 148 00:05:40,344 --> 00:05:42,838 - And then we add aromatics. - Aroma... you got... 149 00:05:42,911 --> 00:05:43,973 - [Cat] Things like onions. - [Guy] I love onions. 150 00:05:44,006 --> 00:05:45,844 Just don't kiss your girlfriend right afterwards. 151 00:05:45,877 --> 00:05:46,941 [laughs] That's right. 152 00:05:46,981 --> 00:05:48,909 - And jalape?o peppers. - Wow. 153 00:05:48,950 --> 00:05:50,948 [Kenny] Jalape?o peppers? 154 00:05:50,981 --> 00:05:52,345 Kenny's cutting in. 155 00:05:52,378 --> 00:05:53,775 - [Cat] Uh-oh. - [bell dinging] 156 00:05:53,816 --> 00:05:56,849 - [cheers and applause] - [Sports Sesh theme music] 157 00:05:56,921 --> 00:05:57,985 - [Kenny] Ha-ha! - Uh-oh. 158 00:05:58,018 --> 00:06:00,557 Kenny, get back over there with the co-hosts, OK? 159 00:06:00,590 --> 00:06:02,494 Behave yourself. Get over there. 160 00:06:02,527 --> 00:06:04,692 - [inaudible] - [excited chatter] 161 00:06:04,733 --> 00:06:06,826 Get back... Get back over there. 162 00:06:06,859 --> 00:06:09,100 Cat, you know why I love jalape?o peppers so goddamn much? 163 00:06:09,132 --> 00:06:11,437 - Why's that, Kenny? - Oh, because they're so spicy! 164 00:06:11,502 --> 00:06:14,573 Goddamn, they're spicy. 165 00:06:14,606 --> 00:06:18,043 We making something. Maybe it's nachos, maybe it's a kid. 166 00:06:18,076 --> 00:06:20,309 - Who knows. - [laughter] 167 00:06:20,350 --> 00:06:22,149 I gotta ask you a question here, Cat. 168 00:06:22,182 --> 00:06:23,613 - Yeah. - Have you ever seen 169 00:06:23,646 --> 00:06:25,621 a human motherfucker eat a shitload of peppers before? 170 00:06:25,654 --> 00:06:27,516 - Oh... - Uh, I don't know, Kenny. 171 00:06:27,549 --> 00:06:28,916 Those peppers are pretty hot. 172 00:06:28,989 --> 00:06:31,617 Oh. Who wants to see me eat 50 of these in a minute? 173 00:06:31,650 --> 00:06:33,216 - [Guy] Oh... - [cheering] 174 00:06:33,256 --> 00:06:34,656 I don't think we have time for that. 175 00:06:34,688 --> 00:06:36,687 You do. You at home do. 176 00:06:36,719 --> 00:06:39,126 Ready? One. Count 'em off, everybody. 177 00:06:39,159 --> 00:06:40,661 - [all] One! - [Cat] Those are pretty hot. 178 00:06:40,694 --> 00:06:43,393 - Yeah. Go, Kenny. Go. - Here he goes. 179 00:06:43,426 --> 00:06:45,591 - [all] Three! - Three. [awkward chuckle] 180 00:06:45,624 --> 00:06:47,222 So hot! 181 00:06:47,255 --> 00:06:50,157 - [all] Four! - I can't believe it. Just... 182 00:06:50,190 --> 00:06:53,092 - Gluttonous. - [chanting] Kenny! Kenny! 183 00:06:53,133 --> 00:06:54,900 [Kenny] So hot! 184 00:06:54,933 --> 00:06:56,131 - [grunts] - Come on, Kenny. 185 00:06:56,164 --> 00:06:58,962 - [crowd] Ahh. - [Kenny] Oh God! 186 00:06:59,003 --> 00:07:06,333 [Mexican hip-hop] 187 00:07:06,366 --> 00:07:08,374 Mas cervezas! 188 00:07:08,407 --> 00:07:11,605 Goddamn. Look at your kids. Little Mexican jumping beans. 189 00:07:11,638 --> 00:07:12,908 Here you go, more beers. 190 00:07:12,941 --> 00:07:14,936 - Yeah. There you go, - [chuckles] 191 00:07:14,969 --> 00:07:16,840 Graciosas, Marias. 192 00:07:16,873 --> 00:07:18,040 De nada, de nada, Kenny. 193 00:07:18,072 --> 00:07:19,943 Guess I should make some food? 194 00:07:19,976 --> 00:07:22,143 Nah, baby. Just business right now. 195 00:07:22,216 --> 00:07:26,514 - OK. - Come here. Come here. 196 00:07:26,547 --> 00:07:29,347 [both groaning] 197 00:07:29,380 --> 00:07:32,420 - Oh yeah. - I want you so badly. 198 00:07:32,453 --> 00:07:35,723 Uh, hey. OK. Hey. What the fuck. 199 00:07:35,756 --> 00:07:37,320 - Oh yeah. - Come on. 200 00:07:37,354 --> 00:07:39,424 You wait for me in the bedroom, bitch. 201 00:07:39,457 --> 00:07:41,791 - [Maria] OK. - Put that pussy on ice. 202 00:07:41,824 --> 00:07:43,695 [laughs] 203 00:07:43,728 --> 00:07:47,758 Me and Maria been fucking like cave people since I've been getting paid, man. 204 00:07:47,799 --> 00:07:50,565 My dick's all pruny from being up in that sweet punany. 205 00:07:50,598 --> 00:07:52,795 Sounds like 50 Shades of Gross to me, motherfucker. 206 00:07:52,828 --> 00:07:54,034 - Ha-ha. - Now it's time for you 207 00:07:54,067 --> 00:07:55,330 to take out that notepad software. 208 00:07:55,363 --> 00:07:56,570 I want to talk a little bidness. 209 00:07:56,603 --> 00:07:58,201 Mm-hmm. 210 00:07:58,234 --> 00:08:00,535 What do you have in mind to talk about today? 211 00:08:00,568 --> 00:08:01,967 Well, there's no doubt my stock is soaring. 212 00:08:02,000 --> 00:08:04,136 I'm more recognizable than I have ever been. 213 00:08:04,177 --> 00:08:05,905 - True. - I think it's high time we finally cash in 214 00:08:05,946 --> 00:08:08,848 on these lucrative opportunities that my fame has brought upon us. 215 00:08:08,881 --> 00:08:13,509 Yeah, OK. I like this. Tell me more. 216 00:08:13,582 --> 00:08:16,918 I think it's time Kenny Powers opens up a motherfucking restaurant chain. 217 00:08:16,951 --> 00:08:20,085 - [gasps] Are you serious? - Mm-hmm. 218 00:08:20,118 --> 00:08:21,556 Oh... Yes. 219 00:08:21,589 --> 00:08:24,985 The concept... Well, it's simply brilliant. 220 00:08:25,018 --> 00:08:26,585 It's TNT. You know what it stands for? 221 00:08:26,626 --> 00:08:28,320 It's like a code or something. 222 00:08:28,353 --> 00:08:30,759 Oh yeah. The "T" is for taters. 223 00:08:30,792 --> 00:08:34,665 "N" is for and. And the final "T"... 224 00:08:34,698 --> 00:08:37,663 ...Tits. 'Cause all the waitresses at TNT 225 00:08:37,696 --> 00:08:41,866 - have huge tits. Taters 'N' Tits. - Oh my God. 226 00:08:41,899 --> 00:08:44,001 How on earth did you even think of this? 227 00:08:44,034 --> 00:08:45,569 How does any genius figure out his inventions? 228 00:08:45,601 --> 00:08:47,999 I mean, how did Leonardo DiCaprio figure out about gravity? 229 00:08:48,033 --> 00:08:50,400 'Cause the bitch was sleeping underneath a tree and an apple hit him on his head. 230 00:08:50,441 --> 00:08:53,408 This is amazing. I'm all over this. 231 00:08:53,473 --> 00:08:57,076 Whew. Look at the men we've become, huh. [chuckles] 232 00:08:57,109 --> 00:09:00,542 And on a personal side note, those contacts are doing wonders for your look. 233 00:09:00,583 --> 00:09:04,083 - Oh... Oh, thank you. - You got those Paul Walker eyes. 234 00:09:04,148 --> 00:09:06,881 I'm thinking about fixing my other weak zones too. 235 00:09:06,914 --> 00:09:07,849 Oh, like your chin? 236 00:09:07,882 --> 00:09:09,851 Wha... 237 00:09:09,884 --> 00:09:11,282 My ch... What's wrong with my chin? 238 00:09:11,323 --> 00:09:13,753 See, it's almost just like a high neck fold. 239 00:09:13,818 --> 00:09:16,151 From your profile here, it's just face 240 00:09:16,192 --> 00:09:18,052 down to tits. It's just nothing. 241 00:09:18,085 --> 00:09:20,651 It's like a fucking little nub at the bottom of your face. 242 00:09:20,692 --> 00:09:30,728 Yeah, my chin is shitty. 243 00:09:30,761 --> 00:09:32,295 Goddamn it. 244 00:09:32,328 --> 00:09:33,966 [truck door shuts] 245 00:09:33,999 --> 00:09:37,075 OK. Look, Kenny is here. 246 00:09:37,108 --> 00:09:39,909 Don't freak out, OK? He brought gifts for the boys. 247 00:09:39,942 --> 00:09:44,578 Honey, he wants forgiveness. All right? 248 00:09:44,611 --> 00:09:47,945 - Maybe just hear him out. - [gunfire] 249 00:09:47,978 --> 00:09:53,091 [rock music playing] 250 00:09:53,124 --> 00:09:56,426 Oh! Fuck yeah! Huh? Love that shit. 251 00:09:56,459 --> 00:09:58,090 Doesn't it feel good? Man, you just take that deep breath. 252 00:09:58,123 --> 00:10:00,960 Bow! Shoot a man right in his heart. Ha-ha. 253 00:10:00,993 --> 00:10:03,265 Meatloaf, how you liking that guitar? 254 00:10:03,298 --> 00:10:04,601 - It's the shit, huh? - [Dustin Jr] Yeah. 255 00:10:04,634 --> 00:10:05,665 - [Kenny] Yeah. - Hey! 256 00:10:05,698 --> 00:10:07,698 Yo, Dustin. What's up? 257 00:10:07,738 --> 00:10:09,673 - I came to buy back your forgiveness. - The fuck are you doing 258 00:10:09,705 --> 00:10:11,637 - giving my kid an assault rifle. - Hey, man. 259 00:10:11,670 --> 00:10:12,902 Dustin Jr is a well adjusted kid. 260 00:10:12,935 --> 00:10:14,576 He's responsible enough to own an assault rifle. 261 00:10:14,609 --> 00:10:17,240 Notice I didn't get Wayne one. I'm thinking this thing through. 262 00:10:17,281 --> 00:10:18,912 Take it back. Return it. 263 00:10:18,945 --> 00:10:20,216 You should hold on to that, man. They're about to ban that shit. 264 00:10:20,249 --> 00:10:21,616 I'm trying to protect your household. How much? 265 00:10:21,649 --> 00:10:22,648 - What are you doing? - Come on. 266 00:10:22,681 --> 00:10:24,417 How much is your forgiveness worth? 267 00:10:24,450 --> 00:10:26,291 Put your money away. Take the damn rifle. 268 00:10:26,356 --> 00:10:28,261 Say a number. I'll break you a piece off. 269 00:10:28,294 --> 00:10:31,696 No. Not a chance. Take it. Take the guitar. Get the fuck off my property. 270 00:10:31,737 --> 00:10:34,030 God, Dustin. Can't you just grow up for a second? 271 00:10:34,071 --> 00:10:36,839 I'm trying to reach out to you and be the bigger man, all right? 272 00:10:36,872 --> 00:10:39,306 I... love you, brother. 273 00:10:39,339 --> 00:10:41,345 And I just wanna discuss our issues. 274 00:10:41,378 --> 00:10:43,513 I'm just trying to make good here, all right? 275 00:10:43,546 --> 00:10:45,377 I don't know how to fucking make up with people, all right? 276 00:10:45,449 --> 00:10:47,048 It's not something I usually do. 277 00:10:47,081 --> 00:10:48,785 But for whatever reason, it's important to me 278 00:10:48,818 --> 00:10:51,222 that you and I are just not enemies. 279 00:10:51,263 --> 00:10:53,894 It just doesn't feel right. I feel like things are all fucked up and gross 280 00:10:53,927 --> 00:10:56,135 just because you and I aren't friends. I don't like it. 281 00:10:56,168 --> 00:10:59,272 Dustin, he is clearly hurting. I mean, look at him. 282 00:10:59,305 --> 00:11:01,411 Ow. Owie. 283 00:11:01,444 --> 00:11:04,444 - OK. Come on. Be the bigger man. - I'm hurting. Help me. 284 00:11:04,509 --> 00:11:06,074 [Cassie] OK. Just tell him how you feel. 285 00:11:06,115 --> 00:11:07,476 You wanna get into this right here? 286 00:11:07,481 --> 00:11:09,143 I'd love to, brother. 287 00:11:09,216 --> 00:11:11,480 For one thing, you really hurt me. 288 00:11:11,513 --> 00:11:14,292 - When you... when you faked your own death. - I know. 289 00:11:14,325 --> 00:11:15,589 And we were all really worried, Kenny. 290 00:11:15,622 --> 00:11:16,759 - [cell phone chimes] - Hold on for one second. 291 00:11:16,792 --> 00:11:18,030 Just, my shit's blowing up real quick. 292 00:11:18,063 --> 00:11:19,692 - Kenny, I'm talking to you. - Yeah. Oh, fuck. 293 00:11:19,725 --> 00:11:21,193 - I thought we were gonna... - Guy Young just text me. 294 00:11:21,226 --> 00:11:23,023 Kenny, you just said you wanted to talk about this. 295 00:11:23,056 --> 00:11:25,591 No, I do but, yeah. It's Guy Young. He's my boss. 296 00:11:25,632 --> 00:11:26,663 - It's work, so... - [phone chimes] 297 00:11:26,696 --> 00:11:28,734 [laughing] 298 00:11:28,767 --> 00:11:30,766 This motherfucker sends the funniest emoticons. 299 00:11:30,799 --> 00:11:32,901 - Put the phone away. - [phone chimes] 300 00:11:32,934 --> 00:11:34,363 Oh, he wants me to come out to the lake. 301 00:11:34,404 --> 00:11:36,372 [chuckles] OK, look. You're obviously upset. 302 00:11:36,406 --> 00:11:39,438 I can see that. Why don't you just gather your thoughts. 303 00:11:39,511 --> 00:11:41,342 Really think about what's hurting you 304 00:11:41,375 --> 00:11:43,278 and then figure out a good way to like, formulay it 305 00:11:43,311 --> 00:11:44,878 - that everyone can understand. - Formulate it. 306 00:11:44,911 --> 00:11:46,118 That's what I said, all right? 307 00:11:46,151 --> 00:11:48,319 Love you guys. Really nice to see everyone. 308 00:11:48,352 --> 00:11:53,764 Before I go... 309 00:11:53,797 --> 00:12:09,181 Love you guys. 310 00:12:10,000 --> 00:12:13,074 Subtitles downloaded from www.OpenSubtitles.org 311 00:12:16,718 --> 00:12:21,790 What the fuck is that? 312 00:12:21,823 --> 00:12:25,199 [Guy] Whoa. There he is, Kenny Powers. 313 00:12:25,232 --> 00:12:28,904 Guy! [laughs] 314 00:12:28,937 --> 00:12:32,439 - What's up, KP? - You look cool as fuck out there, dude! 315 00:12:32,472 --> 00:12:36,681 - Woo! - [Kenny] It's fucking priceless. 316 00:12:36,714 --> 00:12:39,715 - Woo! - Holy shit! 317 00:12:39,748 --> 00:12:42,853 - [Kenny] Goddamn. - Pretty impressive little unit, huh? 318 00:12:42,917 --> 00:12:44,284 Dude, that's it. I'm fucking getting one of those. 319 00:12:44,325 --> 00:12:46,492 - That's the shit. - Yeah, well, they're about 320 00:12:46,525 --> 00:12:48,124 a quarter million a pop, so... 321 00:12:48,157 --> 00:12:50,892 I think they might be a little bit out of your range there, KP. 322 00:12:50,933 --> 00:12:51,964 I might have to check with the wife. 323 00:12:51,997 --> 00:12:53,262 [laughter] 324 00:12:53,303 --> 00:12:55,200 I still think it might be a little out of your range. 325 00:12:55,241 --> 00:12:57,240 Well, we'll see. I'll check with my wife. 326 00:12:57,273 --> 00:12:59,639 Speaking of which, I wanted to talk to you about the show for a minute. 327 00:12:59,672 --> 00:13:01,839 - OK, yeah. What's up? - Look. Kenny, 328 00:13:01,880 --> 00:13:03,511 I don't wanna... I don't wanna hurt your feelings, 329 00:13:03,544 --> 00:13:05,544 you know what I mean? But I feel like you need to take 330 00:13:05,585 --> 00:13:07,882 your performance down... a little bit on the show. 331 00:13:07,923 --> 00:13:10,388 - Just take it down a notch. - Oh yeah? 332 00:13:10,421 --> 00:13:12,691 I'm just doing what you told me to do. 333 00:13:12,724 --> 00:13:14,724 Just being myself, man. Wild card's gonna be wild, right? 334 00:13:14,765 --> 00:13:16,535 - [laughter] - Sure, sure. 335 00:13:16,568 --> 00:13:18,137 But... [sighs] If I'm being honest, 336 00:13:18,170 --> 00:13:19,538 I'm starting to see shades of Dontel here. 337 00:13:19,571 --> 00:13:22,979 - Ew, yuck. Are you serious? - Little bit. 338 00:13:23,013 --> 00:13:24,349 I mean, case in point. 339 00:13:24,382 --> 00:13:26,816 You know how nobody came over for the nacho bit? 340 00:13:26,849 --> 00:13:28,520 But you came over for the nacho bit. 341 00:13:28,585 --> 00:13:31,088 You don't have to come over for every bit. You know what I mean? 342 00:13:31,120 --> 00:13:32,958 - You don't have to do that. - Well, I mean, 343 00:13:32,991 --> 00:13:34,821 I just was kinda feeling the vibe of the audience. 344 00:13:34,854 --> 00:13:35,956 You know, I thought I had 'em in stitches. 345 00:13:35,989 --> 00:13:37,493 Right, right. But if you come over 346 00:13:37,526 --> 00:13:39,433 and you eat the peppers and then I can't eat the peppers 347 00:13:39,466 --> 00:13:43,537 then I'm left with no options. I'm painted into a corner, right? 348 00:13:43,570 --> 00:13:45,306 I look like a fucking boob. 349 00:13:45,339 --> 00:13:47,074 Well, dude, I'm not trying to make you look like boobs. 350 00:13:47,107 --> 00:13:49,506 I just... I didn't think eating peppers was like your thing. 351 00:13:49,611 --> 00:13:51,978 It's not about the goddamn peppers, Kenny! 352 00:13:52,011 --> 00:13:54,648 OK? It's about your place on the show. 353 00:13:54,713 --> 00:13:56,948 I mean, like this fucking jet pack. 354 00:13:56,981 --> 00:13:59,379 I spent my whole life working my ass off 355 00:13:59,412 --> 00:14:00,777 to afford something like this 356 00:14:00,811 --> 00:14:02,080 and then you walk up and you're like, 357 00:14:02,113 --> 00:14:03,479 "Hey, I'm gonna get me one of those." 358 00:14:03,512 --> 00:14:05,109 No, you're not, motherfucker. No. 359 00:14:05,149 --> 00:14:06,748 One, because you can't afford it 360 00:14:06,781 --> 00:14:08,547 and, two, because you haven't fucking earned it. 361 00:14:08,580 --> 00:14:10,250 - Got it? - I wasn't talking about getting one right now. 362 00:14:10,283 --> 00:14:12,912 I just meant like, eventually it would be cool to like, go buy one. 363 00:14:12,953 --> 00:14:16,548 No, but you shouldn't even be thinking about jet packs, Kenny. 364 00:14:16,581 --> 00:14:18,984 OK? You're not there yet. 365 00:14:19,017 --> 00:14:20,847 And this Kenny cutting in shit, 366 00:14:20,880 --> 00:14:22,247 that's gotta go, OK? 367 00:14:22,280 --> 00:14:24,285 Those one-on-ones, that's my shit. 368 00:14:24,318 --> 00:14:26,178 That's my domain, got it? 369 00:14:26,219 --> 00:14:27,552 People seem to like the "Kenny's cutting in." 370 00:14:27,585 --> 00:14:28,879 Oh, God. Kenny, fucking A, man. 371 00:14:28,920 --> 00:14:31,553 Listen to what I'm saying. All right? 372 00:14:31,586 --> 00:14:34,023 Everything we do, we do for the best of the show. 373 00:14:34,056 --> 00:14:36,116 - And for you. - Yeah, and for me. 374 00:14:36,156 --> 00:14:37,482 Motherfucker. Yeah, that's right. 375 00:14:37,587 --> 00:14:39,322 Because I'm the star of the show. Not you, me. 376 00:14:39,355 --> 00:14:43,060 I'm the fucking star. OK? 377 00:14:43,092 --> 00:14:45,330 - Yeah, OK. I got it. - You cool with that? 378 00:14:45,363 --> 00:14:48,557 Yeah, you're the main star of the show. 379 00:14:48,590 --> 00:14:50,259 OK. 380 00:14:50,325 --> 00:14:53,166 Just remember, Kenny... 381 00:14:53,200 --> 00:14:56,705 ...not everybody can fly, buddy. 382 00:14:56,770 --> 00:15:08,010 Not everybody can fly. 383 00:15:08,043 --> 00:15:14,375 [screams] 384 00:15:14,416 --> 00:15:19,320 - [robot footsteps] - [robot] See ya. 385 00:15:19,353 --> 00:15:28,930 Don't stay out too late, dude. 386 00:15:28,963 --> 00:15:31,559 Now, Kenny. I've been doing a lot of thinking. 387 00:15:31,599 --> 00:15:33,230 You know how you said we don't wanna be fucking Pinkberry? 388 00:15:33,263 --> 00:15:35,063 - Mm-hmm. - Well, what do you think 389 00:15:35,103 --> 00:15:37,903 about starting with something along the lines of... 390 00:15:37,936 --> 00:15:41,177 Boom! That kiosk right there. 391 00:15:41,210 --> 00:15:43,610 Check it out. This is how it's gonna work. 392 00:15:43,643 --> 00:15:46,085 First, we'll get people's attention with how hot 393 00:15:46,118 --> 00:15:48,316 and how banging our waitresses are, right? 394 00:15:48,349 --> 00:15:51,218 And then, when they walk over, they're gonna smell those 395 00:15:51,251 --> 00:15:53,123 baked potatoes cooking in the microwave 396 00:15:53,156 --> 00:15:54,788 and ka-ching! 397 00:15:54,829 --> 00:15:57,093 We're making money, money, money, money, money. 398 00:15:57,126 --> 00:15:59,429 No diggity, no doubt. I like to bag it up. 399 00:15:59,502 --> 00:16:02,870 This is fucking wonderful, homes. I'm loving how you sexualized the food. 400 00:16:02,935 --> 00:16:04,272 This is perfect for a shopping mall. 401 00:16:04,305 --> 00:16:05,545 It's very sexy. 402 00:16:05,578 --> 00:16:07,742 The only thing I'm seeing I'd like to put an amend on, 403 00:16:07,775 --> 00:16:10,110 perhaps a little more room here for the fixins. 404 00:16:10,143 --> 00:16:11,311 You know what I'm talking about? 405 00:16:11,376 --> 00:16:13,680 Ooh. We're gonna have a lot of fixins? 406 00:16:13,713 --> 00:16:16,354 Dude, we're gonna have so many fucking fixins up in this motherfucker. 407 00:16:16,387 --> 00:16:19,554 We call the sauce station the sauce rack. 408 00:16:19,587 --> 00:16:21,362 - Ooh! - Get it? Goes with the tit theme. 409 00:16:21,395 --> 00:16:23,059 - Oh yeah. - So every single sauce 410 00:16:23,093 --> 00:16:25,366 needs to have a double entendre sexual name. 411 00:16:25,399 --> 00:16:27,400 - Do you understand? - Instead of bacon bits, bacon tits. 412 00:16:27,441 --> 00:16:29,672 - Ooh. That's fucking good. Hell yeah. - Yeah. 413 00:16:29,705 --> 00:16:31,303 This shit's gonna go through the roof, man. 414 00:16:31,344 --> 00:16:33,540 Goddamn, I'm shitting gold these days. 415 00:16:33,573 --> 00:16:35,573 Kinda makes me wonder why the hell so many people 416 00:16:35,614 --> 00:16:37,076 are trying to tell me to slow down. 417 00:16:37,109 --> 00:16:38,444 Seems like motherfuckers should be 418 00:16:38,477 --> 00:16:40,413 shutting the hell up and enjoying the show. 419 00:16:40,446 --> 00:16:43,087 Who the fuck is trying to tell you to fucking slow down?! 420 00:16:43,120 --> 00:16:46,192 - Guy Young, for one. Yeah. - Oh. 421 00:16:46,225 --> 00:16:47,888 Telling me I'm becoming too popular too quick. 422 00:16:47,929 --> 00:16:49,262 I need to lower my energy. 423 00:16:49,299 --> 00:16:52,097 I mean, goddamn, dude. I'm reaching my potential. 424 00:16:52,130 --> 00:16:55,000 The audience loves me and now he wants me to adhere to his leadership? 425 00:16:55,033 --> 00:16:56,570 I ain't trying to hear that, see? 426 00:16:56,603 --> 00:16:59,111 Well, Kenny, we got a good thing going here, right? 427 00:16:59,144 --> 00:17:02,217 I finally got the respect of my wife and kids. 428 00:17:02,250 --> 00:17:03,953 You have a fucking pool. 429 00:17:03,985 --> 00:17:05,951 Guy Young, he's been in this business a long time. 430 00:17:05,984 --> 00:17:08,783 So maybe you should just, you know, 431 00:17:08,823 --> 00:17:10,624 follow his lead and listen to him. 432 00:17:10,657 --> 00:17:12,627 Nah. He ain't trying to think about what the audiences want. 433 00:17:12,660 --> 00:17:15,330 Homeboy's scared. He senses my dangerous potential. 434 00:17:15,363 --> 00:17:16,992 Trying to confine me to the Scottie Pippen role. 435 00:17:17,033 --> 00:17:18,198 I don't know about that. 436 00:17:18,231 --> 00:17:20,111 I mean, I've been Scottie Pippen for a while now 437 00:17:20,135 --> 00:17:22,030 and it's pretty awesome. I mean, 438 00:17:22,063 --> 00:17:25,238 plenty of pussy and cash for nasty old Scottie Pippen. 439 00:17:25,271 --> 00:17:28,670 Well, that might be all right for you but I was born to fly, dog. 440 00:17:28,703 --> 00:17:32,680 Michael Jordan. Air Jordan's. Air Max's. Number 24. 441 00:17:32,745 --> 00:17:41,718 [up tempo music] 442 00:17:41,751 --> 00:17:43,919 Woo! 443 00:17:43,992 --> 00:17:45,689 We are infinite! 444 00:17:45,730 --> 00:17:48,792 You looking for that mallet but this ain't Red Lobster, sweetheart. 445 00:17:48,833 --> 00:17:51,400 They don't give you mallets in the fucking expensive restaurants. 446 00:17:51,433 --> 00:17:54,266 - [laughs] - I bet you love sucking on them crab legs 447 00:17:54,307 --> 00:17:57,111 as opposed to sucking on some goddamn therapy too, huh? 448 00:17:57,144 --> 00:18:01,554 Spending money. Drinking expensive cognac. Mmm. 449 00:18:01,587 --> 00:18:02,786 Go on, girl. Get that white meat. 450 00:18:02,819 --> 00:18:05,459 Yeah. Keep it down. Yeah, yeah. 451 00:18:05,492 --> 00:18:07,525 Swallow that load of gold, baby. 452 00:18:07,558 --> 00:18:09,864 - Kenny, stop it. - No, but seriously. 453 00:18:09,897 --> 00:18:11,971 You charmed? 454 00:18:12,004 --> 00:18:15,507 No? Not yet? Well then. 455 00:18:15,540 --> 00:18:18,516 Maybe you ought to take a look underneath your seat. 456 00:18:18,549 --> 00:18:23,090 [clicks tongue] Go on. 457 00:18:23,122 --> 00:18:26,561 What? 458 00:18:26,594 --> 00:18:29,226 $3,000 Chanel purse. Wa-pow. 459 00:18:29,266 --> 00:18:32,635 - Take a look inside. - Oh my God. 460 00:18:32,668 --> 00:18:36,635 Kindle Paperwhite. Pre-loaded with over 500 e-books. 461 00:18:36,668 --> 00:18:39,812 Including all of Dean R. Koontz's novels. 462 00:18:39,845 --> 00:18:41,843 Take a look at that side pocket. What's in there? 463 00:18:41,876 --> 00:18:43,811 $500. Ha-ha-ha. 464 00:18:43,844 --> 00:18:46,180 Whoa, hold on. I think I gotta take a shit. 465 00:18:46,213 --> 00:18:48,486 [makes fart sound] Oh. There's a hundred bucks. 466 00:18:48,519 --> 00:18:50,359 [laughs] Hey, what's that? 467 00:18:50,392 --> 00:18:51,760 - What? - Something's behind your ear over here. 468 00:18:51,793 --> 00:18:54,125 [makes fart sound] Hundred dollar bill. 469 00:18:54,157 --> 00:18:56,396 Damn, all this giving's making me thirsty. 470 00:18:56,429 --> 00:18:58,326 Whoop! Look out. Chump change. 471 00:18:58,399 --> 00:19:00,304 This is what I was afraid of. 472 00:19:00,337 --> 00:19:03,940 This is... right now what's happening is my biggest fear. 473 00:19:03,973 --> 00:19:05,653 I feel like you're not taking me seriously. 474 00:19:05,678 --> 00:19:08,444 I feel like you are getting caught up in the bullshit. 475 00:19:08,477 --> 00:19:11,087 - You're not listening to me. - OK, I'm listening. 476 00:19:11,120 --> 00:19:12,951 What the fuck do you want me to do? [chuckles] 477 00:19:12,984 --> 00:19:15,186 I want to go to therapy. 478 00:19:15,219 --> 00:19:16,387 [sighs] Oh. Jesus Christ. 479 00:19:16,420 --> 00:19:22,765 Please, can we go? We need it. 480 00:19:22,830 --> 00:19:23,796 OK, fine. You know what? 481 00:19:23,829 --> 00:19:25,257 - You wanna go to therapy? - Yes. 482 00:19:25,362 --> 00:19:26,897 Let's waste our money on therapy. That's fine. 483 00:19:26,962 --> 00:19:27,962 Not because we can't afford it. 484 00:19:27,995 --> 00:19:29,796 'Cause trust me, sweetheart, we can afford it. 485 00:19:29,805 --> 00:19:31,303 It's just, my motto's always been, 486 00:19:31,336 --> 00:19:32,903 "Just 'cause you have money you don't need to be wasting it 487 00:19:32,944 --> 00:19:34,638 on frivolous nonsense." 488 00:19:34,679 --> 00:19:37,174 But if my wife wants fucking therapy, then, 489 00:19:37,215 --> 00:19:40,382 looks like we're going to see a therapist. 490 00:19:40,415 --> 00:19:42,286 - Thank you. - [sighs] 491 00:19:42,319 --> 00:19:44,579 Now then, can we please enjoy this luxurious dinner? 492 00:19:44,613 --> 00:19:48,314 - Yeah, we can. - Gar?on. 493 00:19:48,355 --> 00:19:50,523 Finest bottle of white zinfandel, please. 494 00:19:50,556 --> 00:20:05,935 [opera music] 495 00:20:09,202 --> 00:20:15,741 No. I'm OK. 496 00:20:15,774 --> 00:20:17,878 [whistles] Bellissima. 497 00:20:17,943 --> 00:20:21,550 [Kenny clapping] Bravo! 498 00:20:21,615 --> 00:20:23,611 Fuck yeah. Bellissima. 499 00:20:23,652 --> 00:20:34,399 Bellissimas. 500 00:20:34,432 --> 00:20:36,352 [whispers] Isn't this the picture of tranquility? 501 00:20:36,367 --> 00:20:38,030 [both chuckle] 502 00:20:38,063 --> 00:20:41,598 Billy. Trent. You guys can take the children upstairs. 503 00:20:41,639 --> 00:20:43,536 You're relieved of your duties for this evening. 504 00:20:43,577 --> 00:20:51,778 Thank you for your services. 505 00:20:51,811 --> 00:20:53,347 Good night. 506 00:20:53,380 --> 00:20:56,947 Pleasant dreams. 507 00:20:57,012 --> 00:20:59,581 You know, I'm kinda tired too. So I'm gonna go to bed. 508 00:20:59,646 --> 00:21:02,277 But, um... I just wanna thank you for tonight. 509 00:21:02,318 --> 00:21:05,421 Yeah. 510 00:21:05,454 --> 00:21:08,880 Good night. 511 00:21:08,913 --> 00:21:24,294 [sighs] 512 00:21:30,407 --> 00:21:34,207 Oh, stop everything, ladies. You can't improve on perfection. 513 00:21:34,240 --> 00:21:36,110 - [laughs] Look at you. - [Kenny] Hell yeah, that's right. 514 00:21:36,143 --> 00:21:37,973 - Good looking. - Ah, man. 515 00:21:38,013 --> 00:21:41,144 Champion. You ready to rock today's show? 516 00:21:41,209 --> 00:21:44,406 You know me, Guy. Always ready to bust a nut on this television audience. 517 00:21:44,439 --> 00:21:46,881 OK. But remember what we talked about? Right? 518 00:21:46,913 --> 00:21:49,184 Oh yeah. That's what I mean, like, bust a nut, 519 00:21:49,249 --> 00:21:51,119 but, at the same time, remember my place. 520 00:21:51,152 --> 00:21:53,780 That's right. So you're usually about an eleven, 521 00:21:53,821 --> 00:21:56,049 we're gonna bring it down to a five or a six, OK? 522 00:21:56,082 --> 00:21:59,845 All right. That's what you ask for, that's what you're gonna get. 523 00:21:59,918 --> 00:22:04,222 Hey. You're my favorite co-host. 524 00:22:04,255 --> 00:22:06,326 - Thank you. - [Guy] Nice meeting you. 525 00:22:06,359 --> 00:22:10,793 Yeah. Good to see you again. 526 00:22:10,826 --> 00:22:15,527 Some good advice, Kenny. Five or a six. 527 00:22:15,592 --> 00:22:21,131 [sighs] 528 00:22:21,164 --> 00:22:24,028 - [audience cheering] - Welcome back to another session of Sports Sesh. 529 00:22:24,069 --> 00:22:27,467 I'm Guy Young and I don't know how I got talked into this segment. 530 00:22:27,500 --> 00:22:29,898 We're here with Jeff, the animal expert. 531 00:22:29,939 --> 00:22:31,337 And we have a... What do we have with us? 532 00:22:31,370 --> 00:22:33,569 It's called a black and white ruffed lemur. 533 00:22:33,602 --> 00:22:35,809 You know those eyes remind me of Rodney's ex-wife. 534 00:22:35,842 --> 00:22:37,440 - [audience laughs] - Not cool. 535 00:22:37,473 --> 00:22:40,607 [Guy] Oh, we got another one coming in. Great. 536 00:22:40,648 --> 00:22:42,088 And what is this? This isn't a lemur. 537 00:22:42,144 --> 00:22:44,952 This is called an anteater. A tamandua. 538 00:22:44,985 --> 00:22:46,878 They smell like weed in an Italian restaurant. 539 00:22:46,919 --> 00:22:48,652 - [Guy] I see that. - Get in there. Get right in there. 540 00:22:48,685 --> 00:22:50,714 - Get right... - Ahh, I don't want it to bite me. 541 00:22:50,747 --> 00:22:52,955 I'm seeing so many missed joke opportunities here. 542 00:22:52,988 --> 00:22:54,221 All right. Hey, keep an eye on this thing. 543 00:22:54,254 --> 00:22:55,758 - I don't want it... - I will. You're safe. 544 00:22:55,791 --> 00:22:57,292 - Oh, now who's this? - I promise you. This is Bella. 545 00:22:57,325 --> 00:22:59,553 She's a white belly or black handed spider monkey. 546 00:22:59,594 --> 00:23:01,592 - Is that right? - Look, I bet he won't even say anything 547 00:23:01,657 --> 00:23:03,855 - about spanking the monkey. - [Guy] Mischievous, these monkeys? 548 00:23:03,895 --> 00:23:05,793 [Jeff] Oh yeah. You gotta keep your eye on these guys. They'll steal your jewelry. 549 00:23:05,833 --> 00:23:08,926 - And when they do that do you ever spank the monkey? - [audience laughs] 550 00:23:08,967 --> 00:23:11,131 All right. Well, OK. That was kind of obvious. 551 00:23:11,164 --> 00:23:13,835 - He got that one. - Would you let me feed Bella? Is that OK? 552 00:23:13,868 --> 00:23:16,668 No. She doesn't take food from strangers. No. 553 00:23:16,701 --> 00:23:18,036 We do... we teach her the whole "stranger danger"... 554 00:23:18,069 --> 00:23:19,603 [voices muffled] I see, I see. Well, that's probably safer 555 00:23:19,636 --> 00:23:29,803 - for both parties. - Sure. 556 00:23:29,843 --> 00:23:31,041 Fuck this. 557 00:23:31,074 --> 00:23:33,747 I think it's time to stop monkeying around. 558 00:23:33,780 --> 00:23:35,145 - Kenny's cutting in. - [bell dings] 559 00:23:35,178 --> 00:23:40,747 - [Sports Sesh theme music] - [cheering] 560 00:23:40,780 --> 00:23:42,876 No, that's all right, Ken. We're good over here. We're cool. 561 00:23:42,917 --> 00:23:45,251 - We're good. Sit back down. - [laughs] Cutting in. 562 00:23:45,284 --> 00:23:47,983 Guy, let me take this. If there's one thing I know, 563 00:23:48,017 --> 00:23:51,284 - it's monkey business. - [audience laughs] 564 00:23:51,317 --> 00:23:52,149 Oh yeah. Is that right? 565 00:23:52,182 --> 00:23:53,782 Do you have a special relationship 566 00:23:53,823 --> 00:23:56,419 - with monkeys, do you? - Well, you know I got people in Atlanta. 567 00:23:56,452 --> 00:23:59,122 [laughter] 568 00:23:59,155 --> 00:24:01,355 And they all love Skittles, red Kool-Aid 569 00:24:01,388 --> 00:24:03,828 and some of them even like... Froot Loops. 570 00:24:03,861 --> 00:24:06,659 That's right. Bella, you like Froot Loops? 571 00:24:06,700 --> 00:24:09,393 Oooh. There we go. Huh. 572 00:24:09,434 --> 00:24:13,468 - Oh. Wonderful. - [all] Aww. 573 00:24:13,501 --> 00:24:15,268 Wonderful. 574 00:24:15,309 --> 00:24:17,769 I think Bella and me are making a little connection here, huh? 575 00:24:17,802 --> 00:24:20,073 Ooh, I found me a date to the prom. 576 00:24:20,107 --> 00:24:22,242 Oh yeah. Put on some Jodeci. 577 00:24:22,315 --> 00:24:25,743 Let's slow dance, Bella. What you say? What you say? 578 00:24:25,776 --> 00:24:32,581 [soft rock music] 579 00:24:32,614 --> 00:24:35,516 [Kenny] They say greatness comes at a cost. 580 00:24:35,549 --> 00:24:38,279 If you want to achieve legendary status, 581 00:24:38,352 --> 00:24:39,985 you must make certain sacrifices. 582 00:24:40,018 --> 00:24:43,593 The demands of others often times conflict 583 00:24:43,626 --> 00:24:48,098 with the demands of living an exceptional life. 584 00:24:48,131 --> 00:24:50,531 It takes a goddamn superman to meet all the expectations 585 00:24:50,564 --> 00:24:56,204 put upon a celebrity figure nowadays. 586 00:24:56,237 --> 00:24:59,875 Could Schwarzenegger have ascended to the top of both film and politics 587 00:24:59,908 --> 00:25:01,905 if he had actually given a fuck about his family? 588 00:25:01,946 --> 00:25:06,347 Huh. I doubt it. 589 00:25:06,380 --> 00:25:12,550 Would Alexander the Great have conquered the world if he had dialed it back? 590 00:25:12,616 --> 00:25:16,618 Is it even possible to reconcile the needs of others with the need to win, 591 00:25:16,651 --> 00:25:32,018 when winning often means defeating your rivals at any cost? 592 00:25:35,851 --> 00:25:37,858 Any word from your husband? 593 00:25:37,923 --> 00:25:46,190 He must be running late. 594 00:25:46,230 --> 00:25:48,629 [Kenny] I suppose it remains to be seen. 595 00:25:48,662 --> 00:25:55,800 But there is one simple truth that you can always rely on in this fucked up world. 596 00:25:55,833 --> 00:25:59,170 Victory is it's own reward. 597 00:25:59,881 --> 00:26:09,972 598 00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:13,113 Best watched using Open Subtitles MKV Player 599 00:26:13,163 --> 00:26:17,713 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0